Saturday, September 4, 2010

Back to School. Back to School. Going to Show Daddy. I'm Not a Fool.


Yesterday was my first day of school.
(I never thought I'd be saying that again, but shit happens...and, I am.)

A quick summary of 1st day observations:

1) Teacher looks like Molly Shannon's sister.

2) 8 hours of drawing is exhausting.

3) 80% of my class is foreign. Of that 80% at least 75% are Chinese. Of that 75% zero speak fluent english. (note: And, I thought I was going to have a tough time keeping up?!)

4) There are 5 females. Only 2 of 5 speak english.
(We are in America, right?)

5) The majority of the class is male. And, by male I mean animation students. And, by animation students, I mean socially, awkward nerds.

6) Alas, there is one lonely soul of a boy that is worth discussing. And, we shall name him 'Kermit.'

Yes, I know there was another Kermit, nearly a year ago. However, this Kermit, who we hope is not a video-game-playing-hermit, is given this name, not because it was written on a receipt, but because he was actually wearing a Kermit The Frog shirt.

This boy (although 6 feet tall) is the long lost (younger) twin to a good friend's boyfriend. And, I say boy, because we eye-fucked the entire class, and yet, when I tried to talk to him he became even more socially awkward.

When will I learn?
*sigh*
Never.

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